Package Tracking, The End

According to the tracking feature, my package was delivered at 11:38:00 am. It wasn’t actually delivered to my desk until shortly after 1 pm. I wish the tracking feature would update in real-time, because then I could have sat at my desk, all excited, knowing my package was coming by on the next mail run. It could have given some meaning to my otherwise mind-numbingly boring day. But no. I was left hanging, thinking my little package was still out in Jersey City. I have so little, Amazon, why do you rob me of such small pleasures?