Big time package tracking update!

Hurra! My package has not only left Kentucky (boom-chicky chicky schwing) but has arrived in Jersey City! Jersey City…wow…if I squint I might be able to see my little package. The estimated arrival is October 7, however. I think it could crawl here, to beautiful midtown Manhattan, faster. Is it being sent by pygmies? Slow grazing cows? Or will I be surprised early in the week?
The excitement just keeps building!